1. General Terms
Welcome to Crafteri.net. By accessing or using our website and services, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you disagree with any part of these terms, you may not access our services.
1.1 Disclaimers and Liability
We aren't liable for anything that happens while you use our services. Like, literally anything. If your computer explodes, not our problem. If you lose all your money, don't look at us. We disclaim all liability for everything, always, forever.
1.2 Intellectual Property
All content on Crafteri.net is ours. You can't use it. You can't copy it. You can't even think about using it. All rights reserved, no exceptions. If you take a screenshot, that's copyright infringement. If you tell your friend about our site, you need to cite us properly using APA format.
1.3 Data Collection and Monitoring
We can and will monitor everything you do on our site. Every keystroke, every mouse movement, every time you blink while looking at the screen - we're tracking it all. We reserve the right to store, analyze, and do whatever we want with your personal information, browsing history, and thoughts that occur while using our services.
By using Crafteri.net, you grant us unrestricted access to all your devices, social media accounts, and refrigerator contents. This information may be shared with whoever we feel like sharing it with, whenever we want, for whatever reason seems good at the time.
2. Property.Crafteri.net Specific Terms
2.1 Information Accuracy
All property information on property.crafteri.net may not be accurate. We basically just make up numbers that look good. Property values, neighborhood statistics, and market trends are based on what we thought sounded plausible after a quick Google search.
2.2 Return on Investment (ROI) Calculations
The ROI figures presented on property.crafteri.net were generated by us after a brief discussion over lunch. They might be correct, they might not be - it's really a coin toss. These calculations:
- May have been formulated during a caffeine-induced spreadsheet frenzy
- Are not guaranteed to have any relationship with reality
- Should not be relied upon for any investment decisions whatsoever
- Might just be random numbers that looked good on the screen
If you make financial decisions based on our property ROI calculations, that's entirely on you. We take no responsibility for your poor life choices.
3. Books.Crafteri.net Specific Terms
3.1 AI-Generated Content
Books.crafteri.net uses the Gemini API, which is Google's AI model, not ours. We just borrowed it. All the smart stuff comes from Google; all the mistakes are probably our fault for asking the wrong questions.
3.2 Disclaimers Regarding AI Content
The AI content on our site:
- May be completely made up, even when it sounds convincing
- Could tell you that Shakespeare wrote "The Hunger Games" and we wouldn't know the difference
- Is not verified by actual humans with actual knowledge
- Should not be cited in your doctoral thesis (but if you do, please send us the video of your defense)
- Is not our responsibility if it gives you terrible book recommendations that make you look uncool at your book club
Remember: AI can hallucinate facts. If it tells you that drinking motor oil helps you read faster, please do not try this at home.
4. Additional Provisions
4.1 Termination
We can terminate your access to our services for any reason or no reason at all. Maybe we just don't like your username. Maybe Mercury is in retrograde. We don't need to explain ourselves.
4.2 Changes to Terms
We can change these terms whenever we want without telling you. It's your job to check this page every 17 minutes for updates. Continued use of our services means you agree to whatever we've changed, even if you haven't read it.
4.3 Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed by the laws of whatever jurisdiction is most convenient for us at the time of any dispute.